God damn it, Morithiel. Damn you and your thinly veiled good idea designed as a joke. No, there are not supposed to be any women on the internet, because if there were, then a bunch of idiotic lonely guys would pine over them, and it would get ugly. You’ll notice a lack of that shit in the anime blogosphere – guys and gals commenting and talking with no semblance of idiotic wanna-be romantics. Or are there? Wait a minute, this isn’t a bad idea? We are all adults here. This isn’t like when we were twelve and it’s not like we could never meet the person on the other side of the line. Why aren’t anime bloggers hitting on each-other? Oh right. Because we are a bunch of sluts!
Mori, you dumbass, I see your pain and your genius! Of course you realized that you can’t just hit on a bunch of different girls in one post, because then it looks like you’ll just take anyone! That’s why you cleverly masked it as a joke, until one of the girls gives you that little nudge in AIM – ‘hey, well, if you’re really interested, I know that post was a joke, but…’ you sly devil! But I’m not letting you get away with it! There is still a greater proportion of men to women in the blogosphere, and I’m not letting you walk away with the harem end while the rest of us stand high and dry!
No, I’ll be using another approach. I’m not going to use the same underhanded tactics that you used! I’ll be honest! I’ll just come out and tell one girl – just one – how much I love her, and she’ll see my sincerity! So here we go!
I'm coming, ladies~
I love you, lolikitsune!
I know you have a thing for me, lolikit! Those long nights in instant messenger, the playful, teasing comments you leave around my blog, calling me ‘shit’ even as you slip your hand around and down my pants. Let’s stop the games and hit the bed! You and I, we can make beautiful music, playing our flutes together! And- what? No, seriously? You’re a man? Okay, you know what, I don’t even care! We are too good together! I’m sure your skin is soft enough that I can use my imagination and …oh. You’re straight. And you have a girlfriend. Well. Okay. That was… a little embarassing, I guess. Well. I’m sorry for, uh… yeah, okay, I’ll just be… over here.
*ehem.* Yeah. That, uh, didn’t go so well. But hey, everyone gets rejected sometimes, right? I mean, it’s not like there aren’t other fish in the sea. So I’ll just move on. On we go!
Shansu is mine anyways, so you didn’t stand a chansu in the first place.
FFFFFFF, obviously we must fight to the death in this matter. Meet me in the Galapagos at 8 AM EST wearing a loincloth and wielding a longbow. We will run through the forest and have an old-school sniper battle.
Fuck, I’d do that just because it sounds fun.
Your fault. Also, I just said I liked tentacles, not penises. If your imagination’s crafty enough to mesh the details, then I guess it’s fine by me.
And yes, the fact that you don’t know if I have a penis or a vagina (maybe none of both) adds to my lulz.
Happy Valentines.
>>(maybe none of both)
Now that would be a deal-breaker. Not a whole lot you can do in bed with a Ken doll. I don’t care how many penises or vaginas you have, but you gotta at least have some :p
TRACE THEM FOR ME.
YOU CAN’T PUT ANYTHING INTO A DRAWN-ON VAGINA, SHANCE
I meant FS/N trace.
Those pictures at the end made me laugh out loud. Quite a feat when I live alone in a place with very thin walls.
You’re a true romantic, Digiboy. This includes the part where you die in a blaze of glory while drunk to the gills on absinthe.
I would love such a blaze of glory death. I’ll probably be crushed by a gigantic pillar though (actually, the death I’ve always seen for myself is getting shot in a gang fight at 40)
u need a toothbrush mang
yek! *HIISSSSS*
wth are you a posting machine ?
btw I know 2 couples marrying over the internet so dont give up so soon ^O^v
I actually know a few couples who met on the internet and turned out really well. However, I will never be one of those, because I am thoroughly incompatible with other humans.
Well, this was gaaaaayer then I expected.
You’re just jealous he didn’t include you.
Ah, I almost missed the second and third pages’ existence. XD
that was awkward. and gay.
yep.
This is the most honest post you have ever made, digiboy. I’m proud of you. You’ve come so far, and know that no matter what you do, we’ll be happy and mock you for who you really are!
.lolikappa
I was greatly amused by this post. Got to love suicide by advil.
I’ve considered trying, but I feel like it will probably just give me a stomach ache and make me puke all over everything lol.
Yeaaah not a bueno idea, stomach bleeding isn’t fun
no, i imagine it isn’t. In fact, everything about it sounds terrible.
As a matter of fact, now many of those common pain killers such as advil and tylenol are coated with a substance that’ll make you puke if you eat too many at once.
Just remember to find love in all the right places. \o
What have I caused?!
according to my record-breaking stats, pure awesome.
（*/∇＼*） ｷｬ❤ I’m blushing all over that I have nothing else to add.
How about ‘I do’? ~_^*
My feelings switch from a “What the 0_o”, “Genius”, with Hideyoshi in my mind, “Poor Digitalboy” and everything else amongst those lines
Hang on ;_;
lmao. Don’t worry, I will never die. I HAVE TOO MUCH FIRE!
HUZZAAAAHHHH!!
LOL! @ mori.
I think people care about my decision to stop reading some blog.
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HOW DID I MISS THIS
AM I TOO LATE TO ACCEPT?!
You know, it’s too bad this was a joke post, digi. I do legit think we have some chemistry (I just can’t stand that garbage you call ‘music’).
I’m in love with 2DT now. You’ll have to win my heart back!
Link me and I will.